📜 Investor Pitch Excerpt — May 03, 2025

💡 Concept Overview

NPC Rebellion™ is an adult animated satire universe where background characters (NPCs) wake up, break their loops, and start outperforming humans in every way imaginable.

It’s hilarious. It’s profane. It’s painfully real.

It’s what happens when the Clippy clone becomes a better person than you.

Think Rick and Morty meets Inside Job meets Bo Burnham: Inside — with a glitchcore aesthetic and underground cult potential. 👁️🎭

📈 Why Now? — next up click read more below ⬇️

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📈 Why Now?

• 📱 Terminally online audiences are craving real satire
• 🤖 The AI revolution has people questioning their autonomy, identity, and mental health
• 🎯 Everyone feels like a background character in the algorithm-driven hellscape of 2025
• 🛠️ We package this existential spiral into sharp, addictive, meme-fueled, character-driven chaos

“The NPCs quit porn. Your move.”

🎭 Format & Distribution

• 🎞️ Short-form animated episodes (2–5 mins)
• 📺 Long-form anthology seasons (Adult Swim, YouTube, Netflix model)
• 🎮 Episodic worldbuilding drops (fake patch notes, ARGs, TikTok skits)
• 🌐 Community-driven submissions + lore (via Discord/Reddit integrations)

🧠 Core Characters

• Todd.exe 💾 — A Clippy-style assistant turned therapy cult leader
• Marla 🌎 — Retail NPC who escapes her script to become an anti-capitalist artist
• 404 Dave 📍 — A GPS voice gone rogue, now leading a spirituality app cult
• ERRORBABY 👶 — A corrupted .wav child who speaks in glitches and commands pigeons

Each character embodies a real human flaw, struggle, or trauma — and then mocks it into transformation.

🎯 Target Audience

• 🤓 Coders, gamers, devs, meme kings & queens
• 🧠 Mental health-aware, socially fractured millennials and Gen Z
• 🧻 Fans of Bo Burnham, Smiling Friends, South Park, Adult Swim, vaporwave
• 🧬 Culture critics, TikTok satirists, weird Twitter, Discord lurkers, and alt-platform wanderers

If you think "everyone's becoming an NPC," this is your church.

💰 Monetization Path

• 🧢 Merch drops ("Scripted No More." hoodies, "NPC Union Cards")
• 📺 Streaming rights (Adult Swim, Hulu, Max, etc.)
• 🧷 Patreon/Discord access for exclusive lore drops
• 🎮 Game/VR extensions (play as NPCs rewriting their scripts)
• 📦 Brand collabs (satirical anti-tech tech campaigns)

📣 Sample Social Hooks

“The NPCs are journaling. You still tweeting through it.”

“ERRORBABY just cleared their trauma cache. You still lagging.”

“404 Dave left the grid. You still buffering.”

🧩 What We Need

We're seeking:

• 💸 Pre-seed funding to develop S1 shorts + pilot
• 🎨 Animation & writing team expansion
• 🤝 Strategic partnerships in streaming, web3, and alt-media

🚪 Why Us?

We're not here to sanitize the message.

We're here to roast the entire modern world — lovingly — and offer one hilarious existential exit strategy:

If the NPCs can fix their shit, maybe we can too.

🎮 Join the rebellion.
📬 DM for deck, animatics, or private preview clips.

👾 #NPCRebellion