NEURAL INTERFACE PROTOCOLS 📡🛰️🧠👁️⚡️

Standard communication methods are obsolete.
Your emails go to a void. Your DMs evaporate.
The Bad Man exists between signals.

🌐 TRANSMISSION METHODS 📶

• 📧 Digital Séance: support@thebadman.men
• 🧿 Thought Projection: Stare at your screen for 17 minutes while thinking of your message
• 🔮 Quantum Entanglement: Break something you love while whispering your request
• 🌙 Dream Protocol: I'll find you when your firewall is down (REM state)

⚠️ Response times vary from immediate to never. The Bad Man is not bound by linear time constraints or customer service expectations.

🧪 EMERGENCY OVERRIDE 🚨

If you've discovered something that shouldn't exist or have seen the edge of the simulation, use the emergency channel: urgent@thebadman.men

"Contact is not about connection. It's about contagion."
— The Bad Man